Table of Vittles

Consuming food and drink is a necessary aspect of survival. Eating/drinking affects vitality; most items will increase vitality by a fixed amount, although some dubious items may in fact decrease it, and are best avoided.

Some food items must be cooked before being consumed.

Food and Drink

Foodstuff	Name	Vitality Gain	Inventory	Total Inventory Space	Gain Per Space	Notes
Apple	Apple	10	1x1	1	10
Blackberries	Blackberries	10	1x1	1	10
Blight Ridden Spuds	Blight Ridden Spuds	-20	1x1	1	-20	Dubious.
Cat Food	Some Cat Food	5	1x1	1	5	Dubious.
Chocolate Biscuits	Chocolate Biscuits	10	1x1	1	10
Christmas Pudding	Merry Christmas!	80	2x2	4	20	Added in December's Teapot update.
Cooked Meat	Cooked Meat	100	1x1	1	100
Fish and Chips	Fish n' Chips	40	1x1	1	40
Fruitcake	A Dense Fruitcake	30	1x1	1	30
Haggis	A Boiled Haggis	60	1x1	1	60
Ham	A Well cured Ham	50	1x2	2	25
Marmalade	A Jar of Marmalade	10	1x1	1	10
Mints	A Bag of Mints	10	1x1	1	10
Mince Pies	Merry Christmas!	30	1x1	1	30	Added in December's Teapot update.
Mouldy Bread	Mouldy Bread	-5	1x1	1	-5	Dubious.
Mushrooms	White Mushrooms	20	1x1	1	20	Dubious.
Ooh, Brandy	Merry Christmas!	50+	2x1	2	25	Added in December's Teapot update.
Pheasant	Pheasant	N/A	2x4	8	25	Must be cooked, yields 2 pieces of meat.
Pickled Eggs	Pickled Eggs	40	1x1	1	40
Pickled Onions	Pickled Onions	30	1x1	1	30
Pie	A Canned Pie	80	1x1	1	80
Pumpkin	A Spooky Pumpkin	30	2x2	4	7	Happy Halloween! Found on Dead Scarecrows.
Rabbit	Fine piece of Game	N/A	2x4	8	50	Must be cooked, yields 4 pieces of meat.
Rat	A Dead Rat	-50	1x1	1	-50	Dubious.
Raw Meat	Oh Dear, Raw Meat	N/A	1x1	1	100	Must be cooked before being eaten.
Rotting Roast Beef	Rotting Roast Beef	-30	2x2	4	-7,5	Dubious.
Sherry	A Drop of Sherry	50	2x1	2	25	Causes temporary vision problems due to inebriation. After use it leaves the player with an empty bottle.
Stilton	Mature Stilton	20	1x1	1	20
Stout	Delicious Local Stout	50	2x1	2	25	Once used it leaves the player with an empty bottle.
Tea	Flask of Luke Warm Tea	80	2x1	2	40	Tea drunk is a game statistic.
Toadstool	A Red Toadstool	20	1x1	1	20	Dubious. A mild hallucinogen, causing blurry, distorted vision and interesting colours for a short period of time.
Unpleasant/Green Eggs	Unpleasant Eggs	-20	1x1	1	-20	Dubious.
Whisky	Whisky	50	2x1	2	25	Will cause temporary vision problems due to drunkeness. Once used, leaves player with an empty bottle.